The Night Before Christmas (Our Version)

'Twas the night before Christmas, and Weirdo lay awake, wishing he had a bite of some yummy fruit cake
 

                                       The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that ole' Santa would bring a big teddy bear
                                     
                                      The dogs were all nestled all snug near the fire, when all of a sudden they heard the squealing of a tire.

                                        Then in the yard there arose such a clatter, Weirdo jumped out of bed, and tripped over a ladder. 

 

When what to his wondering eyes should appear, but Santa Clause holding a jug of root beer.

Then up to the rooftop ole' Santa did climb, he hobbled and swerved, but made it just fine.

  Aiming for the chimney he took a big jump, fell all the way down and landed on his rump.

                                              "Ouch!"  he exclaimed reaching for his sack, then he tripped over a rug and landed on his back.

                                       He was tall and skinny, a right clumsy old elf, Weirdo laughed when he saw him, he couldn't help himself. 

                                           Laying a present under the tree, Weirdo knew it was for him, it was plain to see.

                                          Then he ate some cookies off of the stand, and reached out his arm to shake Weirdo's hand.

                                         Taking off his beard he exclaimed with delight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!."

                                                                                               MERRY CHRISTMAS!